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Fundamentally flawed concepts are being taught in science classes across the World. No, I’m not talking about evolution. I’m talking about the “Scientific Method”. It may surprise you to learn that scientists have willfully ignored a centuries old debate in the name of justifying their own existence.

The problem with the scientific method is twofold. First, it presumes a real observable world which we can interact with. The truth is that whether this world exists or not is up for debate, and it indeed has been debated since the dawn of rational thought. Yet science classes still take it upon themselves to force this epistemological assumption down the throats of our children. Particularly telling is the fact that certain of those who would force these ideas upon everyone refer to themselves as the “reality-based community”. I would maybe rather call them the “reality-biased community”.

SCIENCE MAKES UNJUSTIFIED PRESUMPTIONS.

The second and more serious problem with the scientific method is something called the “inductive reasoning”. It is ironic that many members of the “reality-based community” declaim holy texts such as the Bible for begging the question, yet most of the same conveniently fail to acknowledge that one of the main tools used in the scientific method shares this same flaw of self-justification. We simply cannot know the future with any degree of certainty. Duh.

SCIENTIFIC PREDICTION FAILS BASIC TESTS OF LOGIC.

Now despite these flaws I am not anti-science. I just think it needs to show a bit more humility. These methodical fortune tellers may have been lucky with their prognostications thus far (which is not necessarily an indication that they will or will not be lucky in the future), but they often fail to mention that their predictive theories are quite possibly meaningless except maybe for use in retrospective deduction. All I’m saying is they should precede each class with a disclaimer. Something simple like “Before you begin learning please be aware hat we are about to teach you may have no real meaning in reality if there even is reality.” I’m just asking for some intellectual honesty here.

kthxbye.

There is a great danger to the world which I have recently been alerted to. Diabolical chthonic predators plot against humanity at this very moment. You can see all the facts for yourself at OctopusTruth.com. I would not link to this if it was not important.

kthxbye.