The Good Kind of Global Warming
Humanity is running out of pre-concentrated fuel resources. We will soon have to stop being lazy and obtain energy the old fashioned way. We need to go directly to the source. The source I am talking about is our floating fusion friend, the Sun!
Solar cells are finally efficient enough to generate net power, but it still isn’t enough. We need more power. How to get more power? The answer is simple. We need to move closer to the Sun. Now I know what you’re thinking. “Won’t that get hot?” Of course it will. That’s ENERGY! BUT, we can then harness this energy and use massive equatorial steam generators to run all sorts of air conditioning systems, thus remaining comfortable.
Here is a problem. How do we move the earth? Well, good news: Scientists figured that out years ago!. Their idea was to move away from the Sun, far in the future when it gets too hot, but it is not bad for now so I would think we can get a little closer and still move away later. And thanks to the inverse square law we do not even need to move that much closer to see exponential gains in energy! But, every second we delay on this plan we are practically throwing energy away! Scientists really need to get moving!
ALSO DO NOT CALL THIS PLAN “PROJECT ICARUS” YOU SKEPTICS. IT WILL WORK.
kthxbye.