) PLZ
Posted in Humanity on December 12th, 2005Chimpanzees. They are hilarious, but they are also highly intelligent, kind of like Stephen Hawking. When they are not flying into space or acting in movies, many chimpanzees are involved in academic pursuits.
Now, I am no traitor to humanity, and I would never allow a PotA scenario to occur. But I do think that chimpanzees might have a lot to teach us about nature and the meaning of life and ourselves. And so if we worked harder to bridge the communications gap I believe we could have a valuable ally in our quest for truth.
We already know they are capable of learning and using sign language. Also, they can use typewriters. Now there is no point in teaching them phonics, as they are physically incapable of vocalizing in our language, but we could teach them to use a crude symbolic language of simplified words, with phrases such as “HOW R U”, “) PLZ”, and “THX LOL”. Combine this with the power of the Internet and chimpanzees and researchers all over the world could communicate with each other! We could even have chimpanzee ‘blogs!
Why something so obvious and useful has not already been done is beyond me.
kthxbye.