A Delicious Proposal
World peace. It is a good idea … in theory. The problem is that it is a bit difficult to implement. Even world peace for a day would not be easy. And, as they say, you have to learn to walk before you can run. This is why I propose World Cupcake Day.
The idea is simple. One free cupcake, for every person on Earth, sponsored by all world governments and run by volunteers with government cooperation. Sure, it will be a challenge, but it’s a bit more achievable than world peace! That gives people hope! I imagine coordinating groups will have to work with local governments to work out effective cupcake distribution systems. And volunteers working on the project would have to learn about different cultures to find out what flavors, ingredients, and frosting colors will be acceptable in what areas. And all this will help increase global understanding and bring people closer together.
“But what about terrorists?” you ask? “Don’t terrorists hate cupcakes?” No. Even terrorists are okay with cupcakes. That is the beauty of this plan. Sure, maybe we can’t stop war. But imagine if everyone could just have a cupcake. Every person on Earth would feel at least little bit better for a moment, and isn’t that a good start?
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