ASCIIBotics Labs

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Swooping is his specialty.

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This robot is a Class VII dance machine. You need a special license to own one.

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This robot is very good at mountain climbing.

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His horns are just for enhanced sensor reception, and he takes great offense when people imply that they may be satanic.

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This model always says "please" and "thank you", because his algorithms show that sometimes people will kick him when he is rude.

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Comfy chair attachment not included.

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This robot often *almost* falls over, but never *actually* falls over.

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This friendly robot "eats" table scraps and follows people around.

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This robot gives people sonic ankle massages while they wait in lines.