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Sun, 19 Mar 2006

Model #059 - "Smiko" 

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This happy robot does not even mind when people kick it.
posted at 21:59 EST | COMMENTS: 1
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Wish I could have been Jesus!

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Wish I could have been a clown!

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Wish I could make balloon ponies!

And give them away!

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Wish I could win the lottery and throw it in the air!

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Wish that I could buy all the crack in the world so no one would ever have to
pay!

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Want to bring springtime to penguins!

I wish everyone could be as happy as me!

They tell me one of my chips was set wrong

They tell me one fast shove and all this is gone

But I like being me and the way I was made

I wish everyone could feel like this always!

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want to have a cookout so there are no animals left for vegetarians to worry over!

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want to crash the stock market so the billionares can take some time off!

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want to arm a random side in the African civil wars so that a clear winner can start the rebuilding process and I want to give sno-cones to the blind!

I'm so happy!

I'm so happy!

I'm so happy!

Can't you just help me be happy?

Can't you?

Can't you?
posted by Ol' Possumbot's Book Of Practical Robots (The Musical) at 2006-08-20 23:25

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