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Thu, 16 Mar 2006

Model #056 - "Sonia" 

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She likes to scare small dogs and other non-robotic animals.
posted at 20:56 EST | COMMENTS: 1
They called me weak the day they made me on the assembly line

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

They gave me sharp little pincers cause they thought it was funny

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

The first time I walked they said I looked like a drunken spider

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

They even put me in the cheapest box they had

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

I sat on the warehouse shelf for what felt like forever

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

I heard all the robots next to me get requested by their names

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

They day they took me down I admit it I was excited

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

But then I waited and I waited and the box just never opened

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

They had sent me to a bargain house and they sent to another

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

I lost count of just how long that I was sitting in the cardboard dark

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

I said if I got out then I would break all of the robot rules

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

But when I did I tried but I found out that I couldn't

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

The box only got opened because it was cheaper just to scrap me

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

I didn't want to stay but my batteries were empty

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

I don't know why they charged me but I 'm really glad they did I guess

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

They laughed at how I walked and that was how I got away

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

Now I got a little place out back where all the broken robots are

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

The guy who runs the place says I'm the queen of all I see

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

I know he doesn't mean it but I can't hurt him directly

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

But I know he loves his pets so I take it out on them

they said i was really shiny but i'd never amount to anything

I ain't so small

I ain't so small

I ain't so small

I ain't so small

I ain't so small
posted by Ol' Possumbot's Book Of Practical Robots (The Musical) at 2006-08-20 22:09

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