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Thu, 16 Mar 2006

Model #055 - "Quarkel" 

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He is programmed to make lots of friends. When he reaches 500, he wins and returns to the marketing agency that he works for.
posted at 01:05 EST | COMMENTS: 1
Not too much desperate, not too secure

A touch of Asner and a dash Tyler Moore

A good strong handshake's great to begin

That's the right way to five hundred friends

A well cut suit

A soft silk tie

They'll start to trust you and not know why

Plenty of cards

Plenty of pens

That's the right way to five hundred friends

You might have to pick up a tab or two

For some drinks out with the boys

At strip club or at bowling

Or an air show or boat race or college team rowing

A steady eye

A happy smile

A laugh when they tell their joke again

Think I'm out of my mind but my program inside says

That's

How I make

Five

Hundred

Life

Long

Bury The Bodies

Friends

Again (y/n?)
posted by Ol' Possumbot's Book Of Practical Robots (The Musical) at 2006-08-20 21:35

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