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Model #054 - "Neptune"

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These robots are often used as sentries to watch people and make sure they don't shoplift things.

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I KNOW WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I KNOW WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG

I SEE YOU WHEN YOU THINK YOU ARE WELL HIDDEN BACK BEHIND THE JEANS

I SEE YOU IN THE FOOD COURT GETTING FRIES AND TANGERINES

I SEE YOU WITH MY X-RAY EYES WHEN YOU'RE TRYING ON THAT BRA

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE BUT YOU WILL NOT LEAVE THE STORE UNTIL YOU'VE PAID

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU IN THE RECORD STORE WITH FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE

I SEE YOU BUYING PENCILS IN THE PENCIL AISLE AT FIVE

I SEE YOU TOUCHING ALL THE TIES LIKE NONE OF THEM WILL SUIT YOU

IF I SEE YOU CROSS THE THRESHOLD OF THE DOOR I WILL THEN SHOOT YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU BUYING BABY DOLLS I SEE YOU BUYING BASEBALL GLOVES I SEE YOU BUYING TENNIS SHOES I SEE YOU BUYING MAGIC DOVES I SEE YOU BUYING GREETING CARDS I SEE YOU BUYING LETTUCE HATS I LOOKED AT THAT ONE TWICE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD WANT WITH THAT BUT

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

I SEE YOU

posted by Ol' Possumbot's Book Of Practical Robots (The Musical) at 2006-08-20 21:22

ASCIIBotics Labs

Thu, 16 Mar 2006

Model #054 - "Neptune"

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