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Sat, 07 Jan 2006

Model #041 - "Hopo" 

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This robot cooks delicious meals. It also likes to hide in them.
posted at 13:45 EST | COMMENTS: 1
Ay, It is the young-a master! Welcome home-a, young master, welcome-a home. You was like-a the son to me, even though I was-a the robot and you was-a the young-a master... Sure, sure, I be-a quiet, if-a you think it-a would help... Oh, but young-a master, surely that feeling, she be-a just a phase... Oh, young-a master, you no like-a the... But what-a you tell-a the lady friend? Here, I-a make you some raw meat, it-a make-a you forget all about-a those football-a... Young-a master, you know-a you break-a the old master's heart-a. Young-a master! I will-a not have you talk-a so about the old-a master! Young-a master... young-a master... YOUNG-A MASTER, MY-A PROGRAMMING CAN-A NOT ACCEPT-A THIS AND-A YOU MUST-A LEAVE AND-A NEVER COME-A BACK! Wait, young-a master. Here. Take-a this egg salad sand-a-wich. I hope-a... I hope-a you find-a happiness. Even if it's-a with... well, you-a know. You-a know. Ah, he was-a such a nice boy. Such a nice-a little boy.
posted by Robot Tennessee Williams, Master Of The One Act Play at 2006-08-16 22:51

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