ASCIIBotics Labs

After the brown paper maker worker striker breakers were infiltrated by the brown paper maker worker striker breaker haters, it became apparent that there would be a market for a brown paper maker worker striker breaker hater faker. The more forward thinking of the robot corporations quickly began to adapt to this rhyme-based economy and developed the brown paper maker worker striker breaker hater faker maker, which allowed anyone to mix simple metal that was lying around after the riots and create their own brown paper maker worker striker breaker hater faker with the ability to add a new faceplate to look like anyone. This model sold very well and the jobs it created allowed the brown paper maker workers to retrain in a non-diner related field with a similar rhyming scheme, a fate not shared by the chrylser oyster shyster meisters or the fat flat cat bat rat mat vats that went empty after the demand for two to eight fat flat cat bat rat mats on every table dropped to zero.