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Fri, 14 Oct 2005

Model #023 - "Ox" 

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This robot is quite strong for his size. But please use a coaster when setting drinks on top of it.
posted at 13:13 EDT | COMMENTS: 2
THIS ROBOT WAS DESIGNED TO BE A SABER TOOTHED TIGER STOP YOU CAN SEE THE SABER TEETH AND THE STRIPES STOP IT WAS GOING TO BE THE MASCOT FOR A ROBOT FOOTBALL TEAM STOP AT THE LAST MINUTE THE TEAM WAS SOLD TO A STATE WHERE THERE ARE NO TIGERS NOT EVEN IN ZOOS AND ESPECIALLY NOT IN THEIR FOOTBALL ARENAS STOP THE TIGER CHIP HAD NOT YET BEEN INSTALLED SO THERE WAS NO NEED TO CHANGE THE PERSONALITY MATRIX STOP INSTEAD THEY JUST INSTALLED NEW FEET AND AN ANTENNA STOP HOWEVER THE SPACE FOR THE CHIP IS NOW EMPTY STOP AND SO IF A DRINK WAS TO BE PLACED IN THAT SPACE THE MOISTURE WOULD CAUSE THE ROBOT TO SHORT OUT AND DIE NEVER TO START AGAIN STOP THIS IS WHY YOU NEED A COASTER STOP HOWEVER BECAUSE OF THE OPENING THIS ROBOT WILL NEVER HAVE A HEAT ISSUE FULL STOP
posted by ROBOT PROGRAMMED TO THINK IT IS A TELEGRAPHY at 2006-08-11 14:54
mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
posted by Robot Programmed To Add An Extra Y At The End Of Every Titley at 2006-08-11 14:54

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