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Fri, 07 Oct 2005

Model #011 - "Alpho" 

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This general purpose astrobot takes care of many useful tasks on space missions, but is kind of annoying.
posted at 13:21 EDT | COMMENTS: 1
Dear Sir,

We protest the inclusion of Model #011 - "Alpho". Like all Model #011's, "Alpho" has three clearly exposed nipples. This is a violation of God's plan for robots and should be abolished. Your well-meaning historical archive allows children to be exposed to these foolish designs, and although we are sure it is without malice, nevertheless harms their impressionable young minds. We demand you remove this robot and also give us fifty dollars which we will give directly to God. Thank you for your cooperation.
posted by The League Of Decency For Robots at 2006-08-10 20:28

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