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Fri, 07 Oct 2005

Model #010 - "June" 

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These stern robots yell at children so the parents don't have to play the "bad guy".
posted at 13:20 EDT | COMMENTS: 1
Your Sternanny is designed to be the ultimate in "hands off" parenting. Why waste time that could be spent basking in the adoration of your children as though you were AN AUNT WITH BIG GNAA GNAA AND AND A VWHOOOOOO OUT THE BACK or a beloved uncle. Now the Sternanny can handle the chores while you just shrug and say "What can I do, kids?" Enjoy a glass of fine spirits and the newspaper OR A GOOD PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIE in peace, secure that you have the love of your children forever.

Your Sternanny carries the name of the month in which is was made GNAA GNAA.
posted by Malfunctioning Manualbot at 2006-08-10 20:07

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