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Every night, Clyde put on his little hat and walked home. But one night was different. Clyde stopped in a bar and there a man in a three piece suit clapped him on the back and offered him a drink. Clyde couldn't drink it but he was happy just to hold it. As the party went on the guests began to hug and Clyde picked up his hat to prepare to go. The man in the suit stopped him at the door. He told Clyde that everyone in the room had a waiver. Clyde looked around and saw that it was true. Clyde hugged the man, then the woman, then the next woman and the next man. The party kept going and going. The next day at work the foreman looked at his watch. Clyde was three hours late. He never came to work again. Perhaps Clyde was left stranded in an alley somewhere, victim to rust and rain. Or perhaps he found the only place he could ever be happy. A place called... The Twilight Zone.