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Fri, 07 Oct 2005

Model #002 - "Stix"

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This robot uses its thin body and many limbs to work in places where bigger robots can't fit.
posted at 01:18 EDT | COMMENTS: 2
STIX WAS MADE TO BE AN EXPERIMENTAL SENTIENT CLOTHESLINE STOP IT WAS HOPED THAT STIX WOULD WOBBLE BACK AND FORTH TO AIR DRY THE CLOTHES AND SENSE THE CHANGE IN WEIGHT SO THAT IT WOULD KNOW WHEN TO STOP STOP BUT IT WAS EXPOSED TO THE WHAM SONG WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO STOP AND MUCH LIKE IN THE JAZZ SINGER IT DECIDED THAT IT WANTED SOMETHING MORE STOP UNLIKE THE JAZZ SINGER THAT SOMETHING WAS TO WORK IN TINY PLACES STOP STIX ENJOYS VOLUNTEERING AT THE LOCAL MINIATURE GOLF AND GLADIATOR ARENA STOP HE PICKS THE BALLS OUT OF HOLE EIGHTEEN AND PULLS THE BITS OF FLESH FROM THE ROBOTIC LION JAWS FULL STOP
posted by ROBOT PROGRAMMED TO THINK IT IS A TELEGRAPHY at 2006-08-10 18:41
mu ha ha ha ha haaaa
posted by Robot Programmed To Add An Extra Y At The End Of Every Titley at 2006-08-10 18:42

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