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Fri, 07 Oct 2005

Model #001 - "Slick" 

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This friendly robot is often used for light transport tasks such as serving food at restuarants and delivering mail in offices.
posted at 00:30 EDT | COMMENTS: 1
Slick was most happy at Postal Burger, a briefly popular Tokyo chain where patrons would write what they wanted on a postcard and drop it in the letter slot beside the table, to have the food arrive piping hot in a box wrapped in brown paper that they had to sign for. When the inevitable strike among the brown paper maker workers finally happened, Slick went to work at a library but was never quite as happy. The buckle of his topmost belt is the Employee of the Month award he was given right before the doors were locked for the last time. The silver lining is that no one will ever be able to take it from him and he will be The Postal Burger's Employee Of The Month until the end of all time.
posted by Historian From The Future Who Only Studies Theme Diners at 2006-08-10 18:33

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